Hi, I'm James Brown, and I'm here to tell you about the Has-been Rockers' Fund. Imagine, for less than the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can help a has-been rockstar get the drugs that they desperately need. |
|
When you sign up, you'll receive a picture of your has-been. Every month, you'll receive an update on your has-been's legal troubles, partying, and fashion decisions. |
|
Don't let them wake up in a cold sweat. Call now! |
|