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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Zathras
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This years line of
Real Dolls
boasts a new
"sexy alien" model,

a new species,

and a new carrying case.

(reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> ::Shudder:: the horrors of the BACKPACK O'DOOM. Reminds me uncomfortably of the year they banned lockers from my high school.
<mypalmike> That new case is so much nicer than the one I got.
<ElvisThePelvis> You got a case? Mine came in a crate. I won't tell you where I came...
<Hysterical Woman> And a new guy to carry it, I hope.

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