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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by guyPaulo
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I have faced many opponents without fear, from steel-balled death-monks....

...to enraged rabid bulls. But I never got scared...

...until that crazy ghost-bitch from "The Ring" came after me with a sword!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Kumiho> ::giggles:: nice LOTR reference
<guyPaulo> Uhhhhhh....It was suposed to be a reference to "The Ring" (Ringu), a Japanese horror film.

But I guess you can just use whatever reference you want if it makes you laugh, Kumiho.

<Axolotl> Sadako was a lot scarier than Samara!
<Carol> I've only seen the US version.
<Mark> Get the Japanese version! REALLY!
<Kumiho> hmm... I haven't acually seen "the ring" but I understand that they plan to film it's sequel in Astoria OR.
<guyPaulo> They're going to do a sequel? Cool.
<David Byrden> Yes, a sequel. It's called "round the bathtub"

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