[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Everytime I saw him my cavum di venus started to glisten.

Was it just his money? Or was his huge phallic car an indication of size?

Dammit! I just can't get his large package off my mind.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 418 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:46Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:45Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:44Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:43Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:42Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:41Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:40Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:39Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:38Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:37Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:36Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:35Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:34Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:33Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:32Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:31Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:30Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:28Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:27Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:26Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:25Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:24Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:23Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:22Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:21Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:20Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:19Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:18Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:17Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:16Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:15Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:14Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:13Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:12Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:09Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:07Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:06Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:05Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:04Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:03Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:02Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:01Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:57Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:56Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:52Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:51Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:48Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:47Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:46Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:45Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:44Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:42Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:41Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:40Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:39Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:38Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:37Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:36Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:35Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:33Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:32Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:30Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:29Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:28Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:27Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:26Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:25Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:24Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:23Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:22Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:20Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:19Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:15Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:14Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:09Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:08Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:06Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:01Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:00Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:59Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:58Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:54Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:53Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:51Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:50Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:49Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:48Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:47Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:46Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:44Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:43Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:41Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:40Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:39Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:38Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:37Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:36Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:34Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:33Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:32Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:31Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:29Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:28Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:27Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:27Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:25Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:24Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:20Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:18Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:15Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:13Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:12Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:09Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:08Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:06Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:05Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:04Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:00Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:57Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:56Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:53Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:52Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:48Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:47Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:46Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:45Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:44Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:43Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:40Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:38Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:37Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:36Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:34Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:33Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:32Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:31Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:29Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:28Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:24Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:22Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:20Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:19Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:18Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:16Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:14Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:13Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:12Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:11Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:08Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:07Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:05Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:04Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:03Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:00Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:58Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:56Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:55Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:54Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:53Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:50Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:48Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:47Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:46Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:45Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:44Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:42Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:40Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:39Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:37Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:36Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:32Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:31Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:30Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:29Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:28Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:26Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:25Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:24Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:23Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:20Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:18Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:17Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:16Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:15Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:12Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:11Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:10Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:09Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:08Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:07Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:06Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:04Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:03Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:02Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:01Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:00Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:59Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:58Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:57Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:56Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:55Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:54Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:53Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:52Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:51Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:50Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:49Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:48Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:47Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:46Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:45Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:44Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:43Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:42Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:41Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:40Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:39Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:38Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:37Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:36Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:35Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:34Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:33Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:32Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:31Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:29Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:28Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:27Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:26Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:25Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:24Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:23Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:22Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:21Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:20Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:19Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:18Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:17Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:16Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:15Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:13Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:12Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:11Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:10Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:09Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:08Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:06Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:05Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:04Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:02Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:01Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:00Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:59Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:58Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:56Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:55Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:53Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:52Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:51Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:50Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:48Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:44Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:43Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:42Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:41Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:40Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:37Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:36Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:35Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:34Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:32Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:29Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:28Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:25Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:24Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:23Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:21Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:20Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:19Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:14Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:12Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:08Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:06Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:05Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:04Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:03Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:02Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:01Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:56Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:55Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:54Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:52Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:51Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:50Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:49Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:48Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:46Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:44Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:43Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:41Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:38Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:36Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:35Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:34Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:33Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:31Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:28Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:26Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:25Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:23Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:22Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:20Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:18Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:16Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:14Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:13Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:12Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:11Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:09Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:08Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:04Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:03Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:01Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:00Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:57Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:56Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:54Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:50Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:48Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:47Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:46Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:45Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:44Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:42Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:41Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:37Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:35Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:33Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:28Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:25Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:24Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:23Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:21Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:17Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:16Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:13Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:12Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:11Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:10Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:05Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:04Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:02Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:01Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:58Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:57Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:53Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:52Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:48Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:47Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:44Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:43Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:42Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:41Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:40Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:39Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:38Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:36Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:35Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:34Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:33Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:32Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:29Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:28Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:27Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:25Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:24Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:23Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:22Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:21Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:20Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:19Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:18Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:16Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:15Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:13Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:12Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:08Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:06Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:03Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:02Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:00Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:57Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:56Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:52Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:50Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:49Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:48Caption #675

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post