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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by guyPaulo
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The trouble started in their Malibu estate years ago, when the couple would angrily send ravenous sharks to each other when they had a fight.

Here they are, after years of fighting, posing with their divorce decree for one final photo. Her overspending on clothes and his decision to have a sex change finally led to this, the most dramatic break-up of the century.

Lovers everywhere shudder and hold on tight as the dream dies:

BARBIE AND KEN ARE NO MORE!!!!!

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Lauren> I never liked this match. Ken was just too prissy.
<Jmofwiw> So now Barbie can run off with GI Joe and Ken can spend his days hanging out with the Tele-tubbies.
<3Suns> lol @ jmofwiw... everybody wins!
<Mort> I think it is Ken who wants to run off with GI Joe.
<Lauren> I hear that Barbie and Midge had a secret thing going. Who knows, now that Ken is a shemale, maybe he and Barbie will be able to work out their differences.
<infosponge> Ken was born without his naughty bits anyway.
<guyPaulo> Infosponge was checking out Ken's package....
<Lauren> I thought that's what all guys did, covertly, in the shower....
<mypalmike> In case anyonw didn't know about the news story...
...abcnews.go.com...

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