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Most Emailed Photos - 08/08/2007 by Lauren
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The only thing on his mind was nailing her.

She preferred to keep her pants on and used her hands instead, if you know what I mean.

She said if he wasn't happy with that, he could spank his own little monkey.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mort> Why couldn't I have thought of that for the first caption.
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<ajiav> Trying to get used to using these monkeys again...

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