[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by ElvisThePelvis
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I whacked off so much that my children evolved an extra arm just for whacking.

But I can't help it...everywhere I look I see a a hauntingly beautiful face hovering over my penis ready to pleasure me.

And I can't stop thinking about burying my head in some woman's bush.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> That's some quick evolutionary progress! Hahah!

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