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Most Rated Photos - 11/11/2004 by Axolotl
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Yeah, I know I did JFK...

..and got hot and heavy with Henry Kissinger...

...but I got to draw the line somwhere.

Sorry, Mike!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Iceman> 
<mypalmike> You, sir, are no JFK.
<mypalmike> 
<what?> what?

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