Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

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Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2004

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In college, I chased a lot of pussy.

Usually, I'd end up drunk and banging some fat chick. My friends called me the "hungry hungry hippo horndog".

But now I've cleaned up my act. I go to the Church of Ken, and all those sins have been forgiven.

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Hysterical Woman> The Church of Ken!
<ElvisThePelvis> All hail Ken!
<guyPaulo> Hah! I would have never seen the "altar" in the last pic without this great caption!
<Severian> The Church of Ken is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
To Ken Is To Know
<Roger Mexico> That's great - the Church of Ken deserves its own website!
<David Byrden> You can't start a whole new church. Where you will you find 150 pedophiles?
<alex> that shit is just fucking gay adrian urbina 353-6041
<alex> this emilee im ugly as hell my number is 352-3515 yea like dick especially with cumm

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