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Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2004 by mypalmike
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In college, I chased a lot of pussy.

Usually, I'd end up drunk and banging some fat chick. My friends called me the "hungry hungry hippo horndog".

But now I've cleaned up my act. I go to the Church of Ken, and all those sins have been forgiven.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Hysterical Woman> The Church of Ken!
<ElvisThePelvis> All hail Ken!
<guyPaulo> Hah! I would have never seen the "altar" in the last pic without this great caption!
<Severian> The Church of Ken is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

To Ken Is To Know

<Roger Mexico> That's great - the Church of Ken deserves its own website!
<David Byrden> You can't start a whole new church. Where you will you find 150 pedophiles?
<alex> that shit is just fucking gay adrian urbina 353-6041
<alex> this emilee im ugly as hell my number is 352-3515 yea like dick especially with cumm

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