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Most Emailed Photos - NO POLITICS DAY - 06/02/2004 by guyPaulo
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If I were rich and famous, I'd surround myself with enuchs who would do nothing but fan me with big, black fans all day.

I'd hire my own legion of bodyguards, and make an ass of myself by getting very, very drunk during the big speaches I would make.

And all those cold bitches who rejected my advances in high school would be banished to a nunnery in Chile. HAHAHAHAHA! Who's laughing now, Cindy Traubacker?!?! (f*ckin' pr*ck tease...)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mort> Is Cindy Traubacker real? If so, then what's the story? If not, then what's the story?
<ajiav> 
<guyPaulo> This is fiction, of course. Everyone knows that I was NEVER rejected in High School. See, at my school, guys who played Dungeons & Dragons, didn't like sports, and were in the marching band were the COOLEST and got into all the hot chicks' panties.
<H. Monkey> The girls, however, weren't wearing said panties at the time.
<Mort> Hahaha!

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