[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - NO POLITICS DAY - 06/02/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

If I were rich and famous, I'd surround myself with enuchs who would do nothing but fan me with big, black fans all day.

I'd hire my own legion of bodyguards, and make an ass of myself by getting very, very drunk during the big speaches I would make.

And all those cold bitches who rejected my advances in high school would be banished to a nunnery in Chile. HAHAHAHAHA! Who's laughing now, Cindy Traubacker?!?! (f*ckin' pr*ck tease...)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 79 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:21Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:20Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:18Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:16Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:14Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:12Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:11Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:10Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:08Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:06Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:05Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:03Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:01Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:59Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:58Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:57Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:56Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:55Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:54Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:53Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:52Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:49Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:47Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:46Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:44Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:43Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:42Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:40Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:38Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:37Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:36Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:35Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:34Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:32Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:30Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:28Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:26Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:25Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:23Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:22Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:20Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:19Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:17Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:16Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:15Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:14Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:13Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:12Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:11Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:10Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:09Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:08Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:05Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:04Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:02Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:01Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:00Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:59Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:58Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:57Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:56Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:55Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:53Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:52Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:51Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:50Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:49Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:48Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:46Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:43Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:42Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:41Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:39Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:36Caption #621

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Mort> Is Cindy Traubacker real? If so, then what's the story? If not, then what's the story?
<ajiav> 
<guyPaulo> This is fiction, of course. Everyone knows that I was NEVER rejected in High School. See, at my school, guys who played Dungeons & Dragons, didn't like sports, and were in the marching band were the COOLEST and got into all the hot chicks' panties.
<H. Monkey> The girls, however, weren't wearing said panties at the time.
<Mort> Hahaha!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post