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Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I quickly tired of surfing the net looking for pussy.

I even got to the point where I found homoerotic skull-fucking porn to be be passé...

I have moved on to symbiont porn...I mean look at that hot little worm attached to the chest of that clone...fap fap fap...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> A bit jaded are we?
<apple juice is a verb> skull-fucking is overrated.
<ElvisThePelvis> If you are the skull yeah...

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