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Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I quickly tired of surfing the net looking for pussy.

I even got to the point where I found homoerotic skull-fucking porn to be be passé...

I have moved on to symbiont porn...I mean look at that hot little worm attached to the chest of that clone...fap fap fap...
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> A bit jaded are we?
<apple juice is a verb> skull-fucking is overrated.
<ElvisThePelvis> If you are the skull yeah...

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