Guard #2: Dude, smell your armpit....YOU STINK! It's not fresh and manly like mine. Here, smell...
Guard #1: Yeah, but she'll be impressed by my hot car...
Guard #2: ...that you won from that pimp in a card game? Not likely, Dude...
Guard #2: ...and the matching ho' living in the back seat is not going to make it any easier.
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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