I am in a pretty bad mood, so I decided to make myself feel better by the tried and tested method of mayhem and slaughter. That Lil Kim is a scary girl, she may be small, but you just know she would go beserk with blood lust. I always wondered who would win in a death cage match between Lil Kim and Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez... I think I'd pick ol' left eye over ol' left breast, Lisa had that crazy cut motion down. I guess we will never know.
I had a few options for the name of the tv show: Celebrity Animal Death Pit, Celebrity Survivor, I'm a Celebrity and I like to kill animals and The lives of the rich and famous.