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Most Emailed Photos - 08/25/2003 by Mort
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"Run Rover run!", the scared, young girl cried,

but it was too late, the ravenous Lil Kim took him down in mid flight. She turned around to seek out the remaining animals, her left breast torn free, gleeming with fresh kill.

It made the big cats mighty fearful.

This was the best episode of
When Celebrities Attack
ever.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I am in a pretty bad mood, so I decided to make myself feel better by the tried and tested method of mayhem and slaughter. That Lil Kim is a scary girl, she may be small, but you just know she would go beserk with blood lust. I always wondered who would win in a death cage match between Lil Kim and Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez... I think I'd pick ol' left eye over ol' left breast, Lisa had that crazy cut motion down. I guess we will never know.

I had a few options for the name of the tv show: Celebrity Animal Death Pit, Celebrity Survivor, I'm a Celebrity and I like to kill animals and The lives of the rich and famous.

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