Hello from the people in America! Here are your new tea stamps.
A quick bombing to keep you passive.
And don't forget to watch our brilliant Reality(r) TV shows...
(Isn't that a cute picture from America's Newest Reality Show: Who Would Fuck an Artistic Seal for a Million Bucks?)
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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