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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/24/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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The aliens fell upon the earth in astonishing numbers.

The were horrifying in their countenance.

But mildly erotic in their capabilities.
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Elvis... is there nothing that's NOT erotic to you?
<ElvisThePelvis> Um, my grandma, she's not that erotic most of the time. Occasionally though in the right light....
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