[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/20/2003 by Mort
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Oh my god! I feel like dirt, I'm hurt, torn, worn, used, abused and confused.

I've run aground, been keelhauled, scuppered and plundered. I am no longer full sails to the wind.

When San Diego Zoo asked me to be a surrogate mother, I expected they would use a more... clinical method of conception.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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