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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by Stormi
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The universe was in great peril as the the mad wizard summoned the Tiamat from the lowest planes of the Abyss.

Only one man could save the universe... unfortunately he had given up the whole "saving the world" gig years ago to pursue a career that paid better - being a health guru.

The god of good Paladin, still smarting from his last encounter with the peevish Queen of Darkness,decided to take matters into his own paws- er, hands.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Stormi> hmm, no more D&D for me.
<guyPaulo> Actually Stormi, Takhisis is the evil goddess that Paladin was fighting. That dude does look like the Fabulous Fizban though...
<Stormi> Actually the game I was palying in the GM decided that he liked Paladin from Dragonlance and Taimat from the 'Realms of Gods' (not sure if that's the right name, it's been a while since the game got started). But yeah, I did consider mentioning Fizban, but thought that would be a little too obscure. In retrospect, I shouldn't have worried.
<guyPaulo> Not too many jocks hanging around here, Stormi. You're probably pretty safe making D&D or Monty Python jokes though. Make a pun about the SEC, Barry Bonds, or the NCAA and you'll just get the "5 -Middling" face of confusion.
<Mort> SEC, Barry Bonds, NCAA???? Eh?
<yoyology> Hey, I laugh at Securities and Exchange Commission jokes!
<MLimburg> First the SCA, now D&D ... is there a camera in this house?
<apple juice is a verb> basketball ain't that bad.
<mypalmike> I tried out a Chicago Futures Exchange joke a while back that I thought was pretty funny. Not a chuckle from these elves.

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