[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Hush, little baby, don't make a sound

Mama's gonna buy you a little hound

If that little hound don't bark

Mama's gonna feed it to a hungry shark

Then Mama's going to chop up that good for nothing f*$%ing son of a b*&ch who knocked Mama up and ran away.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:39drooled over #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 287 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:32Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:31Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:30Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:28Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:27Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:24Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:23Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:22Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:21Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:20Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:19Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:18Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:16Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:15Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:11Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:08Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:07Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:04Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:03Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:01Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:59Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:58Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:56Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:55Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:51Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:47Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:44Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:43Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:42Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:41Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:40Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:39Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:38Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:37Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:36Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:35Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:34Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:32Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:31Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:27Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:26Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:25Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:23Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:19Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:17Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:15Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:12Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:11Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:08Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:07Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:05Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:03Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:02Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:01Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:59Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:58Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:57Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:56Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:55Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:54Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:52Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:51Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:50Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:49Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:48Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:47Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:46Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:45Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:43Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:40Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:39Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:36Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:35Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:31Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:30Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:27Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:24Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:23Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:20Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:19Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:18Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:17Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:15Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:14Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:13Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:11Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:10Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:07Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:03Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:02Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:01Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:00Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:59Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:58Caption #-79
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:57Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:56Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:55Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:54Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:52Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:51Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:47Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:45Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:44Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:43Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:39Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:37Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:35Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:34Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:31Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:27Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:24Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:23Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:20Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:19Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:18Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:15Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:14Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:11Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:10Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:09Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:08Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:07Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:04Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:03Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:02Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:01Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:59Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:56Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:55Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:54Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:53Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:51Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:48Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:47Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:46Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:43Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:39Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:35Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:32Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:31Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:28Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:26Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:23Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:22Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:21Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:19Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:18Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:15Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:11Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:10Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:07Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:03Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:01Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:59Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:58Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:56Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:55Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:51Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:47Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:44Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:43Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:40Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:39Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:37Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:36Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:35Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:31Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:27Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:23Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:19Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:16Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:15Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:14Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:11Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:10Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:07Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:03Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:59Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:55Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:51Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:50Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:49Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:49Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:47Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:43Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:41Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:39Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:35Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:33Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:31Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:27Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:25Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:23Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:22Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:19Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:15Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:14Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:11Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:09Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:07Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:06Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:03Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:59Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:55Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:54Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:51Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:47Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:44Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:43Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:39Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:37Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:35Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:33Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:27Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:26Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:25Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:23Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:22Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:20Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:19Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:17Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:15Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:13Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:11Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:07Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:03Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:59Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:55Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:54Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:51Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:47Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:45Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:43Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:42Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:41Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:40Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:39Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:35Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:31Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:27Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:23Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:21Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:19Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:15Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:11Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:09Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:07Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:03Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:01Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:00Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:59Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:57Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:55Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:51Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:47Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:43Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:42Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:39Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:35Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:34Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:31Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:27Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:23Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:19Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:15Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:11Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:09Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:07Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:03Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:59Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:57Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:55Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:51Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:49Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:47Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:46Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:44Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:43Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:40Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:39Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:38Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:36Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:35Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:33Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:32Caption #835

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post