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Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Lauren
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guy was heartened by the reception he received at the sperm bank.

Even though the huge teeth were a bit off-putting, those luscious red lips inspired him to new heights of donation.

Unfortunately, nine months later, the recipient was a bit appalled at the sight of her twins.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 9 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> ...
<Kumiho> LOL Guy is a koala, not a monky?
<3Suns> Hehe
<Cookieus Hackus> :)
<ajiav> "...new heights of donation...
<ElvisThePelvis> New Bumpersticker:

"Sperm Bank: 10 Gallon Donor"

<Hysterical Woman> The worst part is it turned out not to be a sperm bank.
<Carol> Oh I like this one.
<Mark> oh yeah, this one is a keeper

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