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Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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I lie here now mouth open wide
waiting for your goo to squirt inside
so c'mon you don't have to decide
get there baby, feel the ride

right now you're deep inside
feels real good that slip and slide
but soon your dick don't wanna hide
pull it out and shoot your tide

"...*sigh*... with cable there's only so much porn one can take... lets switch chanel for a bit...
aaah, yes, Discovery-
thank you..."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> A bit like Mark's from earlier, but I like the song... are those the lyrics to something?
<ajiav> 
<David Byrden> Funny; when a woman blows me all she says is "mmm mmmm mmmm"

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