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Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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I lie here now mouth open wide
waiting for your goo to squirt inside
so c'mon you don't have to decide
get there baby, feel the ride

right now you're deep inside
feels real good that slip and slide
but soon your dick don't wanna hide
pull it out and shoot your tide

"...*sigh*... with cable there's only so much porn one can take... lets switch chanel for a bit...
aaah, yes, Discovery-
thank you..."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)


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<3Suns> A bit like Mark's from earlier, but I like the song... are those the lyrics to something?
<David Byrden> Funny; when a woman blows me all she says is "mmm mmmm mmmm"

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