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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Lauren
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That sign is causing

explosive diarrhea

Where is guyPaulo?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 9 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Thanks, Carol.
<Stormi> lol
<ElvisThePelvis> e.d. is killing us all.
<3Suns> OHH!! I finally got what you were always referring to as "ED"; Explosive Diarrhea of course. I had guessed Erectile Dysfunction...
<Bob Dole> Erectile Dysfunction is a disease...it's not joke. Bob Dole has E.D. Bob Dole was a war hero. It's Bob Dole's Time. End E.D. Now.
<Lauren> Poor 3Suns.... apparently your problem lies in another quarter than guy's.
<3Suns> No no no, I think you misunderstood. I said "I had guessed Erectile Dysfunction", not "I had Erectile Dysfunction"...
<Lauren> Oh, I was confused. The spam I got this morning wasn't for you then, I guess.
<3Suns> No, actually I think it was from me. I've gotta make a living, you know.

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