| |  Yes, this caption is starting nicely! Hot, topless, vegetarian, bi chicks rule!
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 | |  Hhmmmm, I'm not crazy about this. A giant, growing, flesh colored appendage might sound good in theory, but this is NOT what I had in mind....
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 | |  Uuuuggghhhhh! This caption has gone from bad to worse! But how did Mort get a webcam in my mother-in-law's house????
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