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Most Emailed Photos - 04/01/2004 by mypalmike
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Pork... James Pork. Agent 009. I acquired and swallowed the wooden apple containing the secrets of the Belgian Luftwaffle. Then, after swimming across the British Channel, that apple emerged from my bowels like a champagne cork, propelled by explosive diarrhea.

Fortunately, the apple landed safely in the hands of Agent R. M. Chare, a master of both disguise and concealment.

As for me, I was launched into a low orbit and landed a few hours later in Greenland.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Additional Credits:
Obtuse - Earlier, similar themed caption.
guyPaulo - All E.D. jokes stem from him.
Mort - Made this web site.
<Carol> Hee hee! "Luftwaffle."

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