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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004 by guyPaulo
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My pimpin' new ride is really helping me get into the honeys' drawers.

These three fine-ass ladies lined up for a chance to go for a ride with me. They were all fine, but I picked the blonde in the middle.

I like a woman that can crack a walnut with her buttchecks.


She ended up developing jaundice, but I didnít care because after a few drinks, she would do some unbelievable things with some Vaseline and 2 GI Joe's!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Well, I thought it was funny....

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