My pimpin' new ride is really helping me get into the honeys' drawers.
These three fine-ass ladies lined up for a chance to go for a ride with me. They were all fine, but I picked the blonde in the middle.
I like a woman that can crack a walnut with her buttchecks.
She ended up developing jaundice, but I didnít care because after a few drinks, she would do some unbelievable things with some Vaseline and 2 GI Joe's!
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