[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/23/2003 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Scary:

Russian toy terrorists in cute disguises.

Scarier:

A holiday camouflaged Arabian camel.

Scariest:

The insidious menace already among us.

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 106 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:45Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:44Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:43Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:42Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:40Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:39Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:38Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:37Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:36Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:35Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:34Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:33Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:32Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:31Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:30Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:29Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:28Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:27Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:25Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:24Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:23Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:22Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:21Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:20Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:19Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:18Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:17Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:13Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:11Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:08Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:07Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:06Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:05Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:04Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:03Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:02Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:01Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:00Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:59Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:58Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:57Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:56Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:55Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:54Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:53Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:52Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:51Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:50Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:49Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:48Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:47Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:46Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:45Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:44Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:43Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:42Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:39Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:34Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:32Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:25Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:24Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:23Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:21Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:20Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:19Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:18Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:17Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:16Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:15Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:13Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:58Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:55Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:54Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:53Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:51Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:43Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:41Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:36Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:34Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:33Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:32Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:30Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:27Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:26Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:25Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:24Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:23Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:22Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:21Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:20Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:19Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:18Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:17Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:16Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:13Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:12Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:11Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:10Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:09Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:08Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:07Caption #342

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 7 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I just don't feel very funny today.
<guyPaulo> Cheer up Lauren, your cations are still "a few of my favorite things." BTW, how's your dog?
<Lauren> Thanks, guy.

Stop reading here if you don't want to hear something depressing. The news wasn't good. Now I have to decide whether I am going to try to come up with $7-10,000 to attempt limb-sparing surgery and chemotherapy that, most likely, will buy my little boy a year or two; spend $1,000 to have the leg amputated to keep him going another 6 months to a year; or just wait until he starts to have pain and euthanize him.
Amputation and chemo would cost just $1,000 less than trying to save the leg, so I am not even considering that.

Of course, there is always the possibility that the tumor will just sit there and not do anything for a while, but it looks bigger today than it did on Monday when I first noticed it.

<???> I'm sorry Lauren....I think you have to consider the little guy's quality of life after an ongoing chemotherapy treatment. Its going to be a hard decision for sure, no matter what you do. Just follow you heart, as cheesy as that sounds....
<guyPaulo> Oops, forgot to change my name from ???. I guess that ends my career as a ghost-monkey....
<Lauren> I know, ??? (that is you, isn't it, Mort?). The dog is a genetically defective shepherd (recessive white born to two black and tan parents) and has had all kinds of (very expensive) medical issues since day one. He is just four years old and, although he is a very sweet and happy boy, he is also very quirky emotionally and I doubt he could handle the rigors of chemo.
<Mort> ??? is guyPaulo.
You are not going to win today Lauren if you make me cry reading your comments, you should try talking about these things under guyPaulo's captions.
I love dogs so much. Everyday I wish I could afford to buy a house or a condo so I could have a dog. I don't know what I would do in your situation, there are no wise words for choices like these.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post