[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/23/2003 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Scary:

Russian toy terrorists in cute disguises.


Scarier:

A holiday camouflaged Arabian camel.


Scariest:

The insidious menace already among us.

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 290 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:56Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:55Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:53Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:49Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:46Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:43Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:41Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:38Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:37Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:36Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:35Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:34Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:33Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:32Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:31Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:25Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:21Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:20Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:19Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:18Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:13Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:10Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:07Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:05Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:04Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:03Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:02Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:01Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:00Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:56Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:55Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:53Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:50Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:48Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:47Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:44Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:43Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:42Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:40Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:38Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:35Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:34Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:33Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:32Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:31Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:30Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:29Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:28Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:27Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:25Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:24Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:23Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:22Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:21Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:19Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:18Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:16Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:15Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:13Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:11Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:10Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:09Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:07Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:06Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:04Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:03Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:02Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:01Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:00Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:59Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:58Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:55Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:54Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:52Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:50Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:49Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:48Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:47Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:46Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:45Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:44Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:43Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:40Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:36Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:35Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:32Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:31Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:30Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:29Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:23Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:22Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:21Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:20Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:16Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:14Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:00Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:59Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:58Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:56Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:45Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:43Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:38Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:36Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:34Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:33Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:32Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:31Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:29Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:28Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:24Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:23Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:19Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:18Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:17Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:13Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:12Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:08Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:07Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:06Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:05Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:04Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:03Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:02Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:01Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:00Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:59Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:58Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:57Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:55Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:54Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:49Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:47Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:46Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:45Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:41Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:40Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:38Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:37Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:36Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:35Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:34Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:31Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:30Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:26Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:25Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:24Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:23Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:22Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:21Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:20Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:19Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:18Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:17Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:11Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:08Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:03Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:01Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:00Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:53Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:52Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:51Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:49Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:48Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:46Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:39Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:38Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:37Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:36Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:35Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:33Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:32Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:23Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:22Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:21Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:20Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:19Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:13Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:12Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:11Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:10Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:09Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:06Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:03Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:02Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:01Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:00Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:59Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:58Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:57Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:52Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:51Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:50Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:49Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:48Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:46Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:44Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:42Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:39Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:35Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:33Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:32Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:30Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:23Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:21Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:20Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:19Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:18Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:17Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:16Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:15Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:14Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:13Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:12Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:11Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:10Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:08Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:07Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:06Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:05Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:05Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:03Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:02Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:01Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:00Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:59Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:58Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:57Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:56Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:55Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:54Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:53Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:52Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:51Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:49Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:47Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:45Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:42Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:39Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:38Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:34Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:33Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:32Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:31Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:30Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:29Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:28Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:27Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:26Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:25Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:24Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:23Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:19Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:17Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:14Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:12Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:11Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:10Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:05Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:03Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:02Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:59Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:54Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:46Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:45Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:44Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:43Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:42Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:41Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:40Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:39Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:31Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:28Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:26Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:23Caption #362

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 7 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I just don't feel very funny today.
<guyPaulo> Cheer up Lauren, your cations are still "a few of my favorite things." BTW, how's your dog?
<Lauren> Thanks, guy.

Stop reading here if you don't want to hear something depressing. The news wasn't good. Now I have to decide whether I am going to try to come up with $7-10,000 to attempt limb-sparing surgery and chemotherapy that, most likely, will buy my little boy a year or two; spend $1,000 to have the leg amputated to keep him going another 6 months to a year; or just wait until he starts to have pain and euthanize him.
Amputation and chemo would cost just $1,000 less than trying to save the leg, so I am not even considering that.

Of course, there is always the possibility that the tumor will just sit there and not do anything for a while, but it looks bigger today than it did on Monday when I first noticed it.

<???> I'm sorry Lauren....I think you have to consider the little guy's quality of life after an ongoing chemotherapy treatment. Its going to be a hard decision for sure, no matter what you do. Just follow you heart, as cheesy as that sounds....
<guyPaulo> Oops, forgot to change my name from ???. I guess that ends my career as a ghost-monkey....
<Lauren> I know, ??? (that is you, isn't it, Mort?). The dog is a genetically defective shepherd (recessive white born to two black and tan parents) and has had all kinds of (very expensive) medical issues since day one. He is just four years old and, although he is a very sweet and happy boy, he is also very quirky emotionally and I doubt he could handle the rigors of chemo.
<Mort> ??? is guyPaulo.
You are not going to win today Lauren if you make me cry reading your comments, you should try talking about these things under guyPaulo's captions.
I love dogs so much. Everyday I wish I could afford to buy a house or a condo so I could have a dog. I don't know what I would do in your situation, there are no wise words for choices like these.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post