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As I slipped in the bathroom and cracked my head on the mouth-shaped urinal, my life flashed before my eyes.

I remembered my father, before he left to climb Mt. Shivabadashu with the other Sihk Priests. "Watch your mother for me son," was all he said. "I can't believe you don't trust mom!" I cried.

I also remembered how my mom started dressing after dad's departure, and how she used to play "Twister" in her bedroom with all those guys.

Trust a mouth-shaped urinal to dredge up bad memories.

(Bathroom Mania)

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Wow, Ms. Paulo is pretty hot.
<guyPaulo> WATCH IT DUDE! THAT'S MY MOM!
<Lauren> Seems like she might be Mommy to more than a few 'guys.'
<guyPaulo> (sob)You guys are so mean.....(sniff)
<ajiav>
<Kumiho> There, there. We're just ...admiring your mum, nothing else. ...Or at least I hope that's all we're doing.

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