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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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"You humans have a varied diet. Omnivorous- even to the point of jewelry and coins."

"We pandas are very picky. We only eat bamboo. Thats it. Nope, nothing else at all.
In all honesty, with mealtimes that boring, its a crappy life. I have nothing to look forward to. And theres so few of us, I've not even been laid in years. And this diet means my shit comes out like gravy. More or less 10 times a day... Life's a bitch."

"By the way, I am pleased you installed that perspex shield. I would hate to coat another visitor with my liquid ass-expulsions. One has to maintain ones dignity..."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Every day the same old gag. Explosive Diarrhea. I love it!
<Mort> Wow for a split second I was tempted by "Explosive Diarrhea Day".
<3Suns> One of the better poo jokes I've seen.
<mypalmike> I like how he politely says, "I've not even been laid in years." Cheerio, young panda, you shall have been laideth within a fortnight.
<3Suns> "I wanted to put a bullet in the head of every panda who wouldn't screw to save its species." (old Everything2 nodeshell)
<ajiav> pandas are picky with lovers, too.

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