"You humans have a varied diet. Omnivorous- even to the point of jewelry and coins."
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"We pandas are very picky. We only eat bamboo. Thats it. Nope, nothing else at all. In all honesty, with mealtimes that boring, its a crappy life. I have nothing to look forward to. And theres so few of us, I've not even been laid in years. And this diet means my shit comes out like gravy. More or less 10 times a day... Life's a bitch." |
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"By the way, I am pleased you installed that perspex shield. I would hate to coat another visitor with my liquid ass-expulsions. One has to maintain ones dignity..." |
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