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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by Jmofwiw
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There once was a fish in the sea,

that bit a man hard on the knee.

Folks were displeased,

But flamingoes just seized,

On hope that their legs would stay free.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> excellent limerick
<infosponge> ha!
<3Suns> If I were a flamingo, I'd be fish-biting-my-legsophobic
<ajiav> 
<yoyology> This is one of the most cohesive and natural-sounding limericks I've seen on the site. Way to pay attention to rhyme and meter!

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