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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004

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Human: "Come to Red Lobster and ARRRGGGGH! MY FACE!"
Crab: "Hah! I got your crab rangoon right here you crab-killing m*therF*cker!"

When Superbowl Commercials Go Bad

"What? You want me to DEGRADE myself for money? I am an ACTRESS damn it! My art is above that!"

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The Budweiser Ducks: "Quack open a refreshing Bud today!"

(AFP)

(Reuters)

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Nice pun.
<ElvisThePelvis> :)
<Lauren> The middle caption needs some work, guy. EVERYONE degrades his/herself for money in one way or another. But I like the concept and love the pun.
<apple juice is a verb> the first caption is my favorite.
<guyPaulo> Yeah, I wrote the first caption, then had to figure out a story to go with it. And I NEVER degrade myself for money, Lauren. Sex and drugs yes, but never MONEY.
<Carol> Hee. I'll be watching for those Bud Ducks, you could try selling them the rights!

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