[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/15/2003 by yoyology
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I'm raving nuts!
Trying to get this birdseed out.

I'm raving! Nuts
about these V.S. models' butts.

But if I think that I can shout
that Natalie looks like a trout.
I'm raving nuts.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 82 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:56Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:55Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:54Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:53Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:52Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:51Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:50Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:49Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:48Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:47Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:46Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:45Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:44Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:43Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:40Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:36Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:24Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:21Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:18Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:16Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:15Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:14Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:13Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:12Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:11Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:10Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:09Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:08Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:07Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:05Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:04Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:03Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:02Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:01Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:00Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:59Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:58Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:57Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:56Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:50Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:49Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:47Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:40Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:39Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:38Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:37Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:36Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:35Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:34Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:33Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:32Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:31Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:25Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:23Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:17Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:13Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:10Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:59Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:58Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:57Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:56Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:55Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:54Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:53Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:52Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:51Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:50Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:46Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:45Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:44Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:42Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:41Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:40Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:39Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:38Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:37Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:36Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:34Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:33Caption #33

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 5 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This is a rondelet. Unfortunately, the 8-syllable lines get wrapped on the Natalie picture.
<mypalmike> I thought it was Iambic Tetrameter.
<yoyology> Apples and oranges, Mikey. Rondelet is the name of the poetic form. It requires a strict rhyme scheme (AbAabbA) and a specific number of syllables per line (4848884) but doesn't specify how they are to be stressed.

Iambic Tetrameter refers to a metrical pattern of beats: four "iambs" of two beats each, with the stresses on the second beat (da-DAH da-DAH da-DAH da-DAH). The only line that strictly meets the criteria for iambic tetrameter in my poem is "But if I think that I can shout".

Hope this helps. :-)
<TJ Eckleburg> Mad props for the rondelet. If you can bust out a sestina, I'd bet Mort could arrange a meeting with at least one of the folks pictured today.

Limerick and rondelet - cool. Haiku - it's just counting syllables unless you can get the words to match the startling juxtaposition one expects in fine haiku.

Then again, if mostemailed isn't about startling juxtaposition, then I'm just staring at ash heaps.

<yoyology> It would be pretty hard to get a sestina to fit comfortably in the space provided, but I'll go for it. Probably tomorrow.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post