[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by Kumiho, the bartended
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I struggled with guyP's announcement but promptly forgot all about it when Lil struggled out from between the fembot's boobs.

''God damn it Kumi! I had to evolve a third arm to get out of there!'' He/She/It growled at me, jumping over to the 'a la cart' cart.

''Do you have any idea what's down there?'' Lil vented his/her/it's rage at guyP.

''Um... certain adult toys?'' He guessed.

''No, Fred, the 'alien' who crashed in Area 51.'' Lil snapped.


''Really? Does he have any of his alien tech with him?'' GuyP asked. Lil leveled a glare at him.

''I thought you told Kumi you gave up the spy game?'' He/She/It pointed out.

''Er... was just wondering if I could get him to take care of my garden, you know, him being an alien and all.''

(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 125 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:27Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:26Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:25Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:24Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:23Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:22Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:18Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:17Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:16Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:15Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:14Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:13Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:12Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:11Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:09Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:06Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:04Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:03Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:02Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:01Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:00Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:59Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:58Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:57Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:56Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:55Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:54Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:53Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:52Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:51Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:50Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:49Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:46Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:45Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:44Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:43Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:42Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:41Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:40Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:39Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:38Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:37Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:36Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:35Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:34Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:29Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:28Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:27Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:26Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:25Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:24Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:23Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:22Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:21Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:20Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:18Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:17Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:16Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:15Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:14Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:13Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:12Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:11Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:10Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:09Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:07Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:06Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:05Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:04Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:01Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:56Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:55Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:51Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:48Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:47Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:44Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:43Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:42Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:40Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:36Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:35Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:34Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:30Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:28Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:27Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:26Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:23Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:22Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:21Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:20Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:19Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:18Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:17Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:16Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:15Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:14Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:13Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:12Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:11Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:10Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:09Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:08Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:07Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:06Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:05Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:04Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:03Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:02Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:01Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:00Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:59Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:58Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:57Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:55Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:54Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:53Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:52Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:51Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:50Caption #

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> Soooo sucky.....
<Carol> Your characters have to deal with the most UNUSUAL situations here... they probably daydream of the easy life in a nice quiet novel.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post