[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by Kumiho, the bartended
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I struggled with guyP's announcement but promptly forgot all about it when Lil struggled out from between the fembot's boobs.

''God damn it Kumi! I had to evolve a third arm to get out of there!'' He/She/It growled at me, jumping over to the 'a la cart' cart.

''Do you have any idea what's down there?'' Lil vented his/her/it's rage at guyP.

''Um... certain adult toys?'' He guessed.

''No, Fred, the 'alien' who crashed in Area 51.'' Lil snapped.


''Really? Does he have any of his alien tech with him?'' GuyP asked. Lil leveled a glare at him.

''I thought you told Kumi you gave up the spy game?'' He/She/It pointed out.

''Er... was just wondering if I could get him to take care of my garden, you know, him being an alien and all.''

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Soooo sucky.....
<Carol> Your characters have to deal with the most UNUSUAL situations here... they probably daydream of the easy life in a nice quiet novel.

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