[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2004 by Lauren
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When I tried to blow out the candles on my birthday cake, I sustained second and third degree burns on my face and neck.

During my recovery, my honey brings me coffee in bed each morning.

I guess my fishy love tube is still attractive.

(Ew. I came back for this?)

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> Mmm...fishy love tube.
<guyPaulo> Welcome back, Lauren. Its good to see that you've fallen off the MEP wagon and have returned to caption-land.
<Kumiho> We missed you Lauren!
<Axolotl> Yay! Lauren is back! And crass too!

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