Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

As I embarked on a career as an ambassador, I had no idea how horribly wrong it would go.

First, there was the accident which occurred when I was showing the Chinese Premier how to do the Irish “River Dance.”

Later as I was on assignment in Mexico, I made the mistake of saying that matadors were pussy’s because “anyone could outsmart a stupid bull,” and entering a bull fight. Surgeons are still trying to remove the last piece of horn from my colon.
...................................................

Finally, the administration sent me to Korea, where my travels ended. Apparently, its prohibited in the Korean culture to flirt with the interns. Especially when “flirting” means pinching their butts and sticking your head under their robes, and “intern” mean Haedong Gumdo master.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 81 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:14 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:11 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:07 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:06 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:04 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:01 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:56 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:55 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:54 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:53 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:49 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:48 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:47 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:45 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:44 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:41 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:40 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:36 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:35 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:33 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:32 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:31 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:29 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:27 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:26 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:25 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:21 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:18 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:17 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:16 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:11 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:09 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:06 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:04 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:01 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:00 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:59 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:56 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:54 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:52 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:51 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:50 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:49 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:46 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:40 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:38 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:36 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:34 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:33 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:32 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:28 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:27 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:23 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:20 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:17 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:14 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:13 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:12 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:08 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:07 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:00 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:56 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:54 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:53 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:52 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:47 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:41 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:37 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:35 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:27 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:26 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:25 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:21 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:14 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:13 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:06 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:04 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:03 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:50 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:48 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:47 Caption #904

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> Yeah, funny how that works. Too bad you broke format.
<Hysterical Woman> I like the first caption the best.
<ajiav> Grrrrrr...I'm glad you broke format. It's a good caption, and it deserved it.
<Carol> I just like the general idea of guyPaulo as ambassador. And, cheers! Thanks for the beers, Mort!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post