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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by guyPaulo
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As I embarked on a career as an ambassador, I had no idea how horribly wrong it would go.

First, there was the accident which occurred when I was showing the Chinese Premier how to do the Irish “River Dance.”

Later as I was on assignment in Mexico, I made the mistake of saying that matadors were pussy’s because “anyone could outsmart a stupid bull,” and entering a bull fight. Surgeons are still trying to remove the last piece of horn from my colon.
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Finally, the administration sent me to Korea, where my travels ended. Apparently, its prohibited in the Korean culture to flirt with the interns. Especially when “flirting” means pinching their butts and sticking your head under their robes, and “intern” mean Haedong Gumdo master.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Yeah, funny how that works. Too bad you broke format.
<Hysterical Woman> I like the first caption the best.
<ajiav> Grrrrrr...I'm glad you broke format. It's a good caption, and it deserved it.
<Carol> I just like the general idea of guyPaulo as ambassador. And, cheers! Thanks for the beers, Mort!

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