Lauren's Illustrated Displacement of Anxiety Plan**
If, for example, what you fear is swimming in deep water, take all of your money. Put it in a black purse and leave it on the beach.
Dive into that water and swim for the horizon. Your mind will refuse to focus on the fact that you are in water over your head...
but will, instead, be focused on your unattended purse and the people sitting near it.
**This theory is courtesy of the late, great Spalding Gray.
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