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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by guyPaulo
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10 Seconds ago:
Fujo snaps and grabs his owner's throat in powerful death-grip. He rips her trachea out with a toss of his head, and gleefully eats it in a demonic display.

30 minutes ago:
"Gee, Fujo doesn't seem to be himself after that meal of poultry enriched dogfood....."

5 days ago:
"Whew, we've killed all the ducks here, ending the risk of spreading the "AngryDuck" disease any further." "Wait, there's one more potenially infected duckling over there! Shit, he's getting away!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> !noitpac taerG
<ElvisThePelvis> 1 year ago:

I wish I could read a caption about "Angry Duck" disease, that would be hilarious.

<Lauren> Best one yet, guy.
<guyPaulo> Did 3Suns just call my uncle a yak?
<Jmofwiw> Very much like Memento.
<guyPaulo> That right, Jmofwiw, but someone else here started this format. I can't take credit for it.

I just figured out what 3Suns said....

<mypalmike> OMGWTFWJD!?!? This is hilarious.

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