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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004

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10 Seconds ago:
Fujo snaps and grabs his owner's throat in powerful death-grip. He rips her trachea out with a toss of his head, and gleefully eats it in a demonic display.

30 minutes ago:
"Gee, Fujo doesn't seem to be himself after that meal of poultry enriched dogfood....."

5 days ago:
"Whew, we've killed all the ducks here, ending the risk of spreading the "AngryDuck" disease any further." "Wait, there's one more potenially infected duckling over there! Shit, he's getting away!"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<3Suns> !noitpac taerG
<ElvisThePelvis> 1 year ago:
I wish I could read a caption about "Angry Duck" disease, that would be hilarious.
<Lauren> Best one yet, guy.
<guyPaulo> Did 3Suns just call my uncle a yak?
<Jmofwiw> Very much like Memento.
<guyPaulo> That right, Jmofwiw, but someone else here started this format. I can't take credit for it.
I just figured out what 3Suns said....
<mypalmike> OMGWTFWJD!?!? This is hilarious.

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