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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by Lauren
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After the LoTR trilogy was finished, I found that I was typecast as an Orc.

The only work I could get was in the adult entertainment industry.

At least I fared better than John Rhys-Davies.
(AP)
(Booble.com)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> Gotta love making fun of John Rhys-Davies. Too cool.
<3Suns> Orc porn? I'll believe it when I see it.

Good one, btw.

<mypalmike> Believe it!

www.hotgirlsonorcs.com

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