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Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004 by mountaineer
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Naked Balloon Operative: Your mission is to distract and overwhelm the Democratic Presidential Candidate with your, uh, toxic ways.

No doubt that the effects of your gaudy toxin will be swift and giddy.

Consequences of this mission will far outweigh the risks and he will soon be considered out of his class in political circles.
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Boyscout> Mountaineer, this mission is a trap, the flower has a wire, John Kerry is a double, the sumo wresters are hollow and filled with explosives!
<Ilia Kuriakin> Mountaineer, do not be distracted by Boyscout; he is with the DNC. Napolean Solo and I (true Republican loyalists) have your back. You will recognize us by our silk brocade nehru jackets. I will have refills for your flower, should the need arise. Just remember the password: Sockittome.

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