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Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2004 by superwoman biatch
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The aliens have invaded! But why choose Earth...especially if we are not as technologically advanced?

The answer my friend is pot! Tons and tons of pot! The reasons why the "little green men" love our chronic? First of all, they can't grow weed on Uranus 2517 thanks to their atmosphere.

Secondly, it makes them oh so sexy. The redder your eyeball(s) is on Uranus 2517 the better. It is called "hemoroid bongusitis of the eye"!


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<guyPaulo> Ooooohhh yeahhhhhh baby, sexy aliens.....mmmmmmm

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