Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004

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I'm really not trying to be rude...

but I won't allow strange little beasts in my bathroom...

unless monkeys fly out of my butt.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<3Suns> hahaha
<Lauren> I spewed coffee all over my keyboard and monitor. Anyone know how to clean a thin screen?
<infosponge> Exxxxelent...
<ElvisThePelvis> The gold line would have been:
"Unless caption monkies fly out of my butt"
I hit save to soon!
<mypalmike> Damn, you beat me to the "monkeys might fly out of my butt" joke! :(
<Mort> Very funny Elvis.

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