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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I'm really not trying to be rude...

but I won't allow strange little beasts in my bathroom...

unless monkeys fly out of my butt.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<3Suns> hahaha
<Lauren> I spewed coffee all over my keyboard and monitor. Anyone know how to clean a thin screen?
<infosponge> Exxxxelent...
<ElvisThePelvis> The gold line would have been:

"Unless caption monkies fly out of my butt"

I hit save to soon!

<mypalmike> Damn, you beat me to the "monkeys might fly out of my butt" joke! :(
<Mort> Very funny Elvis.

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