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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004 by Axolotl
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My last date went horribly horribly wrong.

I had a booger hanging out of my nose the whole time...

...and I ate like a pig!

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Not to mention how I screwed up before she invited me up for a drink...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> That's a pretty awesome booger.
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