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Most Emailed Photos - 07/25/2004

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For the second day in a row, Mort found it impossible to pry himself out of bed. Which is a pretty good complement for Morticia as they're both homeless and their bed is just a filthy blanket thrown over a sewer grate.

The monkies were left to their own devices and many decided to take up new and exciting hobbies in the "real" world. Here, Elvis and I work on our sand sculpting skills. That's Elvis on the right, touching the sand-boob and grinning like Michael Jackson in a preschool.

This might be really mean to say, but I hope Morticia gets a little chunky so that Mort will want to come play with US again....

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<David Byrden> "Michael Jackson in a preschool"???
Oh dear God.
<Axolotl> Bow down to guyPaulo!
<Agent Kumi> Any word from Mort yet?
Do you think he's getting bored with us?

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