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Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I spent many years in space buffeted by bleak cold and radiation.

Caged up in a small capsule flitting from one planet to the next.

The radiation has taken it toll and now my penis has "evolved" somewhat. While entertaining, he tends to complain loudly when I start rubbing his head.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<mypalmike> I like the writing style here.
<Lauren> Oh, I like this one! Very surreal.
<ElvisThePelvis> Do you remember that Arnold movie where the mars terrorist was a malformed fetus stuck in some guys torso. That would have been a better movie with this type of mutation instead...
<guyPaulo> Good one Elvis. I tried to think of a guy-penis extention gag but couldn't make it work. Kudoes.
<ajiav> 
<ElvisThePelvis> I like how we think alike guyP.
<Kumiho> does that mean we really are all just Guy in disguise?
<Lauren> some of the disguises are thinner than others, Stormi.
<ElvisThePelvis> I have little guy...

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