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Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I spent many years in space buffeted by bleak cold and radiation.

Caged up in a small capsule flitting from one planet to the next.

The radiation has taken it toll and now my penis has "evolved" somewhat. While entertaining, he tends to complain loudly when I start rubbing his head.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> I like the writing style here.
<Lauren> Oh, I like this one! Very surreal.
<ElvisThePelvis> Do you remember that Arnold movie where the mars terrorist was a malformed fetus stuck in some guys torso. That would have been a better movie with this type of mutation instead...
<guyPaulo> Good one Elvis. I tried to think of a guy-penis extention gag but couldn't make it work. Kudoes.
<ajiav> 
<ElvisThePelvis> I like how we think alike guyP.
<Kumiho> does that mean we really are all just Guy in disguise?
<Lauren> some of the disguises are thinner than others, Stormi.
<ElvisThePelvis> I have little guy...

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