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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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They say that dreams of water are very sexual.

But I don't see what is sexual about a giant hose spurting cold water.

Or even my favorite dream about my brother and I taking a long hot bath together...wait a minute...oh god...oh god...SOB.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> ......vile....disgusting.....genius.

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