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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/05/2005 by Fu Manchu
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My girlfriend's cooter smelt like a big fish rotting in the sun.

She wasn't too impressed when I told her so.

And I literally had to force her into the bath.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<mypalmike> Ooof.

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