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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004 by guyPaulo
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Mommy! Where do babies come from?

Well, when mommy and grandpa Jo sleep in their bed at night and mommy gets all sweaty and wet....(edited for taste)...then I lick grandpa's smelly ol' (edited) and....

...(edited)...then grandpa grunts really loud as I massage his prostate and ...(edited)...

...(edited)...then mommy finishes by having a few farm animals suck on her nipples and she sticks a (edited) up her (edited). Do you have any questions, sweetheart?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Vote gP for a crass MEP!
<guyPaulo> If you think this was crass, you should see the un-edited version!
<ElvisThePelvis> Oh god, so that's how it works.

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