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Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2004 by 3Suns
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Every time you kill a kitten,

This ancient Sumerian deity masturbates and floods the Tigris river.

Uh, who is Enki?

I'll take Mesopotamian Mythology for 800, Alex.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Anyone read Snow Crash?
<mypalmike> Yeah. That whole tower of babel stuff was pretty weird.

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