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Most Emailed Photos - First Birthday! - 06/06/2004 by guyPaulo
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When I began captioning here at MEP, I was promised that limber, bisexual blond teens would soon be flocking to the site to worship the quick wit of the regular captioners.

Instead, a motley band of geeks (and a few SUPPOSED females) formed into the MEP family, and I haven't scored ANY tail from this venture!

I took my protests to the Hungry Fire-God, Mort, but all he did was command me to write more captions about explosive diarhhea while laughing maniacally and belching magma.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> My Hungry Fire Goddess called this morning - she said she knew someone who'd be interested in dating?

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