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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004

by Kilgore Trout

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What a rotten day. This growth on my leg looks more and more like a big...uh...penis every day. And it hurts like hell. The doctor just keeps perscribing Advil and Seagram's 7. Jerk.

My hot girlfriend, Agatha (right), left me for someone else. It didn't help that it was another woman. An old woman. With Elton John glasses.

And even after I've had the plumber out twice in the past week, those damn flamingos are back in my tub. What a rotten day.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> hmmm.... this looks like something guy would write. Except he would have labelled it as his bad day #4.
<guyPaulo> No, if I wrote it the flamingos and/or old women and/or shark would have explosive diarrhea.
<ajiav> i once had pink flamingoes in my tub. then they married the egg man and i didn't have to take care of them anymore.
<mypalmike> Nice caption. And I like your name. Don't you write sci fi that's published in seedy magazines?
<y⒕y⒕l⒕gy> Hey, Kilgore! Come over to orkut and join our granfalloon!

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