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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by Kilgore Trout
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What a rotten day. This growth on my leg looks more and more like a big...uh...penis every day. And it hurts like hell. The doctor just keeps perscribing Advil and Seagram's 7. Jerk.

My hot girlfriend, Agatha (right), left me for someone else. It didn't help that it was another woman. An old woman. With Elton John glasses.

And even after I've had the plumber out twice in the past week, those damn flamingos are back in my tub. What a rotten day.
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<Lauren> hmmm.... this looks like something guy would write. Except he would have labelled it as his bad day #4.
<guyPaulo> No, if I wrote it the flamingos and/or old women and/or shark would have explosive diarrhea.
<ajiav> i once had pink flamingoes in my tub. then they married the egg man and i didn't have to take care of them anymore.
<mypalmike> Nice caption. And I like your name. Don't you write sci fi that's published in seedy magazines?
<y¢¾y¢¾l¢¾gy> Hey, Kilgore! Come over to orkut and join our granfalloon!

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