Steve Irwin was bitten by a shark during filming...
...and Jiang Zemin is roaming the streets in drag again.
But there are signs that Valentine's day is right around the corner.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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