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"I had the hottest dream last night! I was in an elevator with Britney, and she straight up popped out of her corset! Damn, she was fine!

"My dream was messed up. The 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil' monkeys were in it.

But they were in technicolor. And there was a fourth one that said 'poop no evil'. I woke up and had to go to the bathroom.

"My dream was weird too. I was in my basement playing Tekken 2, and I somehow unlocked the freaking Pope!

I couldn't figure out any of his special moves, but he was cheaper than Eddie Gordo, so it really didn't matter.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<obtuse> YES! I KNEW I could fit Tekken 2 into this somehow!
<guyPaulo> hehe...poop no evil....hehe
<infosponge> Bra-vo! :)
<3Suns> This is unreal. Too funny, well done!
<Lauren> Excellent, but you'll have to tell me what tekken 2 is.
<3Suns> Tekken 2 is a fighting video game for the Playstation. By beating the game in certain ways, you can "unlock" new characters that you couldn't use before. Eddie Gordo is a character who uses the Brazilian "Capoeira" style, which almost looks like break-dance fighting. The dancer in the photo looks like he's performing an Eddie Gordo attack.
<infosponge> Here I am, voting again, just because "poop no evil" such a classic line. :)
<mypalmike> "I unlocked the freakin' pope!" Classic.
<Mort> Eddie didn't make it into Tekken until Tekken 3. You have to be very good to beat me at Tekken. Iz Gotz Skillz.
Nice caption obtuse.
<obtuse> *hangs head in shame*

Wait... who says dreams can't have factual errors?

<apple juice is a verb> 
<David Byrden> Note to self: add 'DREAM' to the list of "things that can always connect any given 3 photos"
<ElvisThePelvis> There are *SO MANY* good lines in this caption set:

she straight up popped out of her corset

I somehow unlocked the freaking Pope

poop no evil

I need a visit from the poop no evil monkey.

<David Byrden> Yes, this is a person in full creative flow.
Or possibly on drugs.
<obtuse> Family Guy gets the nod for the phrase "I'ma tha freakin' pope". And I don't know whether "poop no evil" is something I want to take credit for...
<Mort> You'd win for tomorrow, if it weren't for the fact that it is still today.
<Carmen Sanchez> I think Eddie Gordo is the best reastor in the world I just want to know if Eddie Gordo can give me 3 tickets to go to WWE so I can see you fight someone and see my hore win.....
P.S write back @ carmens1693

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