[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/26/2004 by obtuse
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

"I had the hottest dream last night! I was in an elevator with Britney, and she straight up popped out of her corset! Damn, she was fine!

"My dream was messed up. The 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil' monkeys were in it.

But they were in technicolor. And there was a fourth one that said 'poop no evil'. I woke up and had to go to the bathroom.

"My dream was weird too. I was in my basement playing Tekken 2, and I somehow unlocked the freaking Pope!

I couldn't figure out any of his special moves, but he was cheaper than Eddie Gordo, so it really didn't matter.

(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 268 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:01Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:00Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:59Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:58Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:55Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:53Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:51Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:49Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:48Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:46Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:43Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:40Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:39Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:38Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:37Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:36Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:35Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:34Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:33Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:32Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:31Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:30Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:29Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:28Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:25Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:22Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:21Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:19Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:18Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:16Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:15Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:14Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:13Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:12Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:11Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:10Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:03Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:02Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:01Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:58Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:55Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:54Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:53Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:52Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:51Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:50Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:49Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:48Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:46Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:41Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:37Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:34Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:33Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:32Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:31Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:29Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:28Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:27Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:26Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:25Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:24Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:23Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:21Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:19Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:17Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:11Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:10Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:09Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:08Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:06Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:06Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:04Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:03Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:02Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:56Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:55Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:53Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:52Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:51Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:50Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:49Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:47Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:38Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:35Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:25Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:23Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:22Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:21Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:20Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:18Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:16Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:14Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:13Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:12Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:11Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:10Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:09Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:07Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:06Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:05Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:03Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:59Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:58Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:55Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:53Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:52Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:47Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:46Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:43Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:41Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:39Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:38Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:35Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:33Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:32Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:31Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:30Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:28Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:27Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:24Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:23Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:22Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:21Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:18Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:17Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:16Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:15Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:14Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:13Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:10Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:08Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:05Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:03Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:02Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:02Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:00Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:59Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:58Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:57Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:54Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:53Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:49Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:48Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:46Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:43Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:42Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:41Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:38Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:34Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:32Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:28Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:27Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:26Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:25Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:24Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:23Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:22Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:21Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:20Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:19Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:18Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:15Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:14Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:12Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:11Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:10Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:09Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:07Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:06Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:04Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:02Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:01Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:00Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:59Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:58Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:57Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:56Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:55Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:54Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:53Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:52Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:51Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:50Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:49Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:47Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:45Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:42Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:41Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:40Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:39Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:38Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:37Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:36Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:35Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:34Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:32Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:30Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:29Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:28Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:27Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:26Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:25Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:24Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:20Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:18Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:17Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:16Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:15Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:14Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:13Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:12Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:08Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:07Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:03Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:00Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:59Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:58Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:56Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:50Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:41Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:40Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:34Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:33Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:32Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:31Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:30Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:29Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:28Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:27Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:25Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:24Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:20Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:19Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:17Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:16Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:14Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:13Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:10Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:10Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:08Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:07Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:06Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:05Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:04Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:03Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:02Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:01Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:00Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:24:59Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:24:58Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker15:24:57Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker15:24:56Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:24:53Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker15:24:52Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker15:24:51Caption #861

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 17 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> YES! I KNEW I could fit Tekken 2 into this somehow!
<guyPaulo> hehe...poop no evil....hehe
<infosponge> Bra-vo! :)
<3Suns> This is unreal. Too funny, well done!
<Lauren> Excellent, but you'll have to tell me what tekken 2 is.
<3Suns> Tekken 2 is a fighting video game for the Playstation. By beating the game in certain ways, you can "unlock" new characters that you couldn't use before. Eddie Gordo is a character who uses the Brazilian "Capoeira" style, which almost looks like break-dance fighting. The dancer in the photo looks like he's performing an Eddie Gordo attack.
<infosponge> Here I am, voting again, just because "poop no evil" such a classic line. :)
<mypalmike> "I unlocked the freakin' pope!" Classic.
<Mort> Eddie didn't make it into Tekken until Tekken 3. You have to be very good to beat me at Tekken. Iz Gotz Skillz.
Nice caption obtuse.
<obtuse> *hangs head in shame*

Wait... who says dreams can't have factual errors?

<apple juice is a verb> 
<David Byrden> Note to self: add 'DREAM' to the list of "things that can always connect any given 3 photos"
<ElvisThePelvis> There are *SO MANY* good lines in this caption set:

she straight up popped out of her corset

I somehow unlocked the freaking Pope

poop no evil

I need a visit from the poop no evil monkey.

<David Byrden> Yes, this is a person in full creative flow.
Or possibly on drugs.
<obtuse> Family Guy gets the nod for the phrase "I'ma tha freakin' pope". And I don't know whether "poop no evil" is something I want to take credit for...
<Mort> You'd win for tomorrow, if it weren't for the fact that it is still today.
<Carmen Sanchez> I think Eddie Gordo is the best reastor in the world I just want to know if Eddie Gordo can give me 3 tickets to go to WWE so I can see you fight someone and see my hore win.....
P.S write back @ carmens1693

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post