Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 01/26/2004

by obtuse

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

"I had the hottest dream last night! I was in an elevator with Britney, and she straight up popped out of her corset! Damn, she was fine!

"My dream was messed up. The 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil' monkeys were in it.

But they were in technicolor. And there was a fourth one that said 'poop no evil'. I woke up and had to go to the bathroom.

"My dream was weird too. I was in my basement playing Tekken 2, and I somehow unlocked the freaking Pope!

I couldn't figure out any of his special moves, but he was cheaper than Eddie Gordo, so it really didn't matter.

(AP)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 266 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:12 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:11 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:08 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:04 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:03 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:02 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:01 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:00 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:59 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:58 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:55 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:52 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:45 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:44 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:43 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:42 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:34 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:33 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:31 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:30 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:25 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:21 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:17 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:16 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:05 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:02 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:59 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:53 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:50 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:49 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:48 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:35 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:34 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:33 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:22 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:21 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:15 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:13 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:10 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:09 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:08 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:07 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:03 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:02 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:01 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:00 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:59 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:57 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:47 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:36 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:35 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:34 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:32 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:31 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:29 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:21 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:18 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:11 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:08 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:07 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:06 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:05 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:54 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:50 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:48 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:46 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:45 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:44 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:40 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:39 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:36 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:35 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:22 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:20 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:15 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:13 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:09 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:08 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:07 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:06 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:05 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:04 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:03 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:01 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:53 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:47 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:46 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:45 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:44 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:43 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:42 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:41 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:39 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:34 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:29 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:25 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:23 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:21 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:20 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:19 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:18 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:17 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:16 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:15 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:14 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:13 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:12 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:11 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:04 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:02 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:57 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:52 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:51 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:50 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:49 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:48 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:47 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:44 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:43 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:42 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:41 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:29 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:28 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:27 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:26 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:24 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:23 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:22 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:21 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:20 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:19 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:18 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:17 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:16 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:15 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:14 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:13 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:12 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:11 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:10 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:19:09 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:58 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:55 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:51 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:47 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:45 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:43 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:42 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:41 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:40 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:39 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:33 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:32 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:31 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:30 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:29 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:28 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:27 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:24 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:23 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:22 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:21 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:17 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:13 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:12 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:11 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:06 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:05 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:04 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:03 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:02 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:01 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:54 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:53 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:52 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:51 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:49 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:43 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:41 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:40 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:31 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:24 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:23 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:22 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:21 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:20 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:17 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:16 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:15 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:14 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:10 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:09 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:08 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:07 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:06 Caption #969

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:04 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:02 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:01 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:00 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:58 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:55 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:54 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:53 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:52 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:52 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:48 Caption #975

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:47 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:45 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:44 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:43 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:42 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:41 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:39 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:38 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:37 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:36 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:34 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:32 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:31 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:30 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:26 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:24 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:23 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:22 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:19 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:13 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:12 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:10 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:06 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:05 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:04 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:03 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:02 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:01 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:58 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:57 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:55 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:54 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:53 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:52 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:50 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:49 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:48 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:47 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:43 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:42 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:41 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:39 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:38 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:37 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:36 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:35 Caption #-54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:34 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:30 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:29 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:23 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:18 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:15 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:14 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:13 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:12 Caption #570

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 17 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> YES! I KNEW I could fit Tekken 2 into this somehow!
<guyPaulo> hehe...poop no evil....hehe
<infosponge> Bra-vo! :)
<3Suns> This is unreal. Too funny, well done!
<Lauren> Excellent, but you'll have to tell me what tekken 2 is.
<3Suns> Tekken 2 is a fighting video game for the Playstation. By beating the game in certain ways, you can "unlock" new characters that you couldn't use before. Eddie Gordo is a character who uses the Brazilian "Capoeira" style, which almost looks like break-dance fighting. The dancer in the photo looks like he's performing an Eddie Gordo attack.
<infosponge> Here I am, voting again, just because "poop no evil" such a classic line. :)
<mypalmike> "I unlocked the freakin' pope!" Classic.
<Mort> Eddie didn't make it into Tekken until Tekken 3. You have to be very good to beat me at Tekken. Iz Gotz Skillz.
Nice caption obtuse.
<obtuse> *hangs head in shame*
Wait... who says dreams can't have factual errors?
<apple juice is a verb>
<David Byrden> Note to self: add 'DREAM' to the list of "things that can always connect any given 3 photos"
<ElvisThePelvis> There are *SO MANY* good lines in this caption set:
she straight up popped out of her corset
I somehow unlocked the freaking Pope
poop no evil
I need a visit from the poop no evil monkey.
<David Byrden> Yes, this is a person in full creative flow.
Or possibly on drugs.
<obtuse> Family Guy gets the nod for the phrase "I'ma tha freakin' pope". And I don't know whether "poop no evil" is something I want to take credit for...
<Mort> You'd win for tomorrow, if it weren't for the fact that it is still today.
<Carmen Sanchez> I think Eddie Gordo is the best reastor in the world I just want to know if Eddie Gordo can give me 3 tickets to go to WWE so I can see you fight someone and see my hore win.....
P.S write back @ carmens1693

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post